A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA: SCP-3008

Today’s as ordinary a day could possibly get, at least when you’re working in the SCP Foundation. There have been reports of some inexplicable activity at the local IKEA, and personnel are to investigate. However, something is terribly wrong–though IKEAs tend to be mazelike and difficult to navigate, this particular one much more so… Also, do the workers here look rather strange, or is the monotony of endless ottomans and shelves playing tricks on their minds? As researchers and mobile task force members, an excursion like this should be simple. However, this retail store gone anomalous defies logic at every turn, and no one knows just how far it spans, or how long it’s been active. No matter the case, factions formed in the past have spread throughout the store—whether they prove to be ally or enemy is yet to be discovered. Escape is important, but survival comes first, a question that becomes all too difficult to answer. Is it best to settle down and hope that the Foundation arrives, or will continuous efforts finally crack this retail store once and for all? After all, in an endless IKEA, there are endless possibilities… Just remember, don’t shop at night.

For any questions, please email the directors at scp@markmun.ca.